Accounting called to say they couldn't access expense reports
database.  Gave them Standard Sys Admin Answer #112, "Well, it
works for me."  Let them rant and rave while I unplugged my
coffeemaker from the UPS and plugged their server back in.
Suggested they try it again.  One more happy customer...

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